NOTE: These pages are posted purely for historal purposes. Much of the information posted is out-of-date, and very few links work. If the History pages were to be updated, they would likely be twice as long, what with all the national publicity, the student court case, and the hoopla that followed. However, right after all of that, I graduted, so my interest in it quickly waned. Again, while the contents of these pages were true and accurent when originally posted on the Miami University domain in early 1996, this is for entertainment and informative purposes only. It is proudly hosted by p7a77.net, so direct all comments there. Thank you. - J. Alan Vanderford-Pfaff

MUMS - The Miami University Masturbation Society

"We, the masturbators and masturbatory supporters of The Miami University Masturbation Society, masturbate and/or support all masturbatory activity at Miami University and in the world." - Mission Statement from the MUMS Constitution

"It's healthy, safe, and you won't go blind!" - Dr. Joycelyn M. Elders

"If it feels good, do it." - MUMS' Motto

MUMS as been recognized as an official Student Organization of Miami University by the Student Senate of Associated Student Government.

[Seal of Miami]

Long live the revolution.

Next Meeting - We currently have no next meeting planned. Check out our schedule for some of our proposed activities.

If you have any information, news, or the like about masturbation or MUMS specifically (ie, local newspaper articles, radio broadcasts, Masturbation clubs at other schools, etc.), please send us feedback. We'd love to hear from you.

This page was written by the founder and original Executive Supreme Dictator of MUMS - Jason Alan Pfaff / p7a77@entropy.muc.muohio.edu